I'd just like to point out that I clearly have the best team and, if not for some oppressive scheme by "the man" to keep the beatniks down, I would be in the playoffs now and dominating. Next year you guys will be powerless against my wrath.
Also, that pic looks like someone stuck a cherry bomb up a salamander's ass. If, while surfing disgusting porn sites, you find a similar picture of a midget please DO NOT POST IT.
Well, maybe a link... in case I get curious.
"You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws."
Smackroom? What the hell am I gonna talk about - lipstick and lollipops?